This was the case on an airline from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to New Yor
k, LaGuardia on Tuesday. A passenger who had originally departed from Lima, Peru, actually had the nerve to HIDE A MONKEY in his hat while he boarded the plane. What's even more funny is that he got away with it!!! That is, until Mr. Monkey got bored, hot, and bothered, and proceeded to craw l out from under his hat (mind you, he'd probably been hanging out for 7-8 hours prior his unveiling).Passengers quickly spotted the cute furry thing ("What the F... is that?") and notified staff. Staff quickly notified the Port Authority Police Guard because I bet they didn't have a clue what to do. "Yeah, I've never been briefed on what to do in this type of situation. I must have missed that day in airport security training."
Officials met the monkey and the man at the gate and took them away to monkey jail. Security adamantly denies that the monkey was ever loose in the airport, as originally reported. Ok, so what? Explain to me how he got through security and onto the plane.
