"Since when did Southwest Airlines become my dad?" I bet that's what Kyla Ebbert was asking herself when a male flight attendant asked her to come to the front of the plane and told her that she would have to take a later flight because her clothing was too revealing and they were a "family" airline.

Ebbert, a 23 year old co-ed who also works at Hooters, was wearing the same outfit you see in this picture (you can see why she works at Hooters.)  Anywhooooo, she explained to the attendant that she had to stay on the flight because she was on her way to a doctors appointment,  and she couldn't change clothes because she hadn't packed a bag because it was a one-day round-trip flight.

Then to appease the airline, she offered to pull the green sweater tight over her breasts and pull down the white mini skirt as far as possible to cover her legs. After one long look at her breasts, I mean, her outfit, the flight attendant accepted her compromise.

Ebbert has since appeared on the Tonight Show to talk about how embarrassing the experience was for her and of course, to flaunt her outfit in front of millions of viewers (why not?) Southwest, in the meantime, is standing by their decision and may consider meddling further into personal fashion choices, such as the way passengers style their hair...

"Is that a mullet you're sporting? I'm going to have to ask you to exit the plane. You are offending the other passengers."